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joshishollywood:

sparklewench:

editorial design antics, pt. 2

this looks like a normal magazine spread right

image

well

if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle

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no one noticed

and they actually published it

now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault

oh my god am i a horrible person or what

If I could live one day the way you live your entire life

woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

babies are so cute aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

aaaaa42:

*drop’s a box of tic tacs*aaahhh my tic tacs! theres tic tacs everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac*

scaryleeroy:

More hot things to say during sex:

  • Young sensei
  • Crimson leaves, falling
  • She asked none of those questions
  • It looks just like the picture!
  • If you are feeling ill please let a proctor know so they can DESTROY your test
  • I am lucky
  • See the Grand Canyon
  • Complaining about the Harry Potter fandom
  • Mention of Clueless
  • human free will
  • A dolphin’s not on a leash
  • How many women speak Chinese?
  • Woof

scaryleeroy:

More hot things to say during sex:

  • Young sensei
  • Crimson leaves, falling
  • She asked none of those questions
  • It looks just like the picture!
  • If you are feeling ill please let a proctor know so they can DESTROY your test
  • I am lucky
  • See the Grand Canyon
  • Complaining about the Harry Potter fandom
  • Mention of Clueless
  • human free will
  • A dolphin’s not on a leash
  • How many women speak Chinese?
  • Woof

gah-bby:

It is the year 2037. I am visiting the Grand Canyon with my family. I begin to cry and my children ask why. I say “I’ll never see it the same way Lopez de Cardenas did”

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

psats: you gotta SEE the canyon

psats: you gotta FEEL the canyon

psats: you gotta BE the canyon

psats: you gotta DATE the canyon

psats: you gOTTA FUCK THE CANYON

snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

districtsugar:

brownpeopleproblems:

indianhoe:

blackgirlsparadise:

bktoatl:

blackgirlsparadise:

So should I email, call, or tweet Pevely Farms and let them know they have an employee making racist remarks online? She posted this under jessehimself picture on Instagram. He was supporting the weekend of resistance in Ferguson.

Let’s get her on the unemployment line ASAP!!

Here’s the info:

Pevely Farms Golf Club

Contact us by phone or e-mail:

Phone: 636-938-7000
E-Mail: golf@pevelyfarms.com

brownpeopleproblems girl do ur thing

Boost!

And this mayo bitch had the nerve to say Bye Felicia! Ruin ha!